FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.
ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME.ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)
dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
literally: “cat children”
ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE
DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT
HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK
My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head.
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between.
I love German.
Reblogging for the German lesson.
Future Industries is helping people fire bend.
Do you realize what I would do with this?!!
My go-to home defense weapon
MY BODY IS READY
Oh god I want this!
but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
things i can show to Leo with this!!!
I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
shut up john green stop trying to make your book seem better than “other typical girl” books
this man is one of the biggest authors at the moment and he has just had his best selling novel turned into a hugely successful movie so for gods sake shut up and let him be proud of it its not like he doesn’t have cause to be
this is so creepy
fucking hell john green
beep borp your current tactics do not modify floating point variable creepLove
Out-of-context, I can see why this is gross and stalkerish, yeah.
In-context, it’s not. Hazel does really like him and they both know this, but she’s trying to distance herself from him because she thinks she’s going to die first and doesn’t want to hurt him. Augustus is picking up on that and telling her that that’s not necessary; he likes her already and so she may as well just be honest with herself and do what makes them both happy.
I might be more open to the anti-John-Green stuff if it didn’t so often involve twisting and taking things out-of-context just to fulfill people’s weirdly-intense hatred for a fairly-benign Internet personality and YA author. Again, he’s actually apologized for most of the stuff he’s said that was fucked-up in context, and even tried to reverse some of it. This grasping-at-straws is just making it harder for people to take any negative stuff about him seriously.
'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '
DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London
My kind of man!
The scene in which Peter Parker catches Mary Jane’s lunch on the tray involved no CGI. With the help of a sticky substance to keep the tray planted on his hand, Tobey Maguire eventually (after many takes) performed the stunt exactly as seen.
Seriously? He actually did this?
Wow, I almost forgive him for Spiderman 3.