owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.
THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.
ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME. 
ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.

owlmylove:

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.

THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.

ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME.

ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.

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mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
katzenkinder?
literally: “cat children”
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGEDO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BATIT’S FLEDERMAUSFLUTTER-MOUSEHOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
DUDELSACK
doodle sack
seriously
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 
I love German.

Reblogging for the German lesson.

mostlycatsmostly:

theparadoxmachine:

alanahikarichan:

hideousblob:

mostlycatsmostly:

Raising Kittens

(via Valerija S. Vlasov)

dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?

katzenkinder?

literally: “cat children”

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w;

ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE

DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT

IT’S FLEDERMAUS

FLUTTER-MOUSE

HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK

My favorite is their word for bagpipes.

DUDELSACK

doodle sack

seriously

But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head. 

So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between. 

I love German.

Reblogging for the German lesson.

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demondeanisathingnow:

gondolinnel:

torrentab:

thunderswarehouse:

thegreatgau8inthesky:

victran:

witchybearcub:

insertcreativetitle:

Future Industries is helping people fire bend. 

Do you realize what I would do with this?!!

oh fuck

My go-to home defense weapon

MY BODY IS READY

Oh god I want this!

but everything changed when the fire nation attacked

things i can show to Leo with this!!!

(Source: onlylolgifs)

60,607 notes

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

274,103 notes

hamburgerprince:


bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

hamburgerprince:

bruh. game over. she’s marrying that guy and having really talented artistic babies.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

871,980 notes

littlehobbit13:

This is the moment I knew I loved Garth and wanted him on the show forever more.  This scrawny, nerdy, fumbling, kid of a Hunter didn’t hesitate to call Dean Winchester out on his shitty arrogance.

This is Garth’s finest moment.

19,614 notes

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

295,270 notes

ftmconfessions:

jesse-lamps:

I won’t need to use this anymore but just putting it out there for anyone who binds with Underworks binders

psa for anyone who’s money issues are tight.

ftmconfessions:

jesse-lamps:

I won’t need to use this anymore but just putting it out there for anyone who binds with Underworks binders

psa for anyone who’s money issues are tight.

(Source: )

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chudleycanon:

thaliagraze:

fishingboatproceeds:

faultinourstarsmovie:

normal—sucks:

💏


I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

shut up john green stop trying to make your book seem better than “other typical girl” books

this man is one of the biggest authors at the moment and he has just had his best selling novel turned into a hugely successful movie so for gods sake shut up and let him be proud of it its not like he doesn’t have cause to be

chudleycanon:

thaliagraze:

fishingboatproceeds:

faultinourstarsmovie:

normal—sucks:

💏

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

shut up john green stop trying to make your book seem better than “other typical girl” books

this man is one of the biggest authors at the moment and he has just had his best selling novel turned into a hugely successful movie so for gods sake shut up and let him be proud of it its not like he doesn’t have cause to be

247,580 notes

daenystargaryens:

the fault in our stars: new sneak peek [x]

(Source: mseverdeenes)

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memoriescantwait:

birdsy-purplefishes:

blorgblorgblorg:

pissadmiraldildocaptain:

cyberflirt:

this is so creepy

fucking hell john green

beep borp your current tactics do not modify floating point variable creepLove

Hooooly shit.

Out-of-context, I can see why this is gross and stalkerish, yeah.
In-context, it’s not. Hazel does really like him and they both know this, but she’s trying to distance herself from him because she thinks she’s going to die first and doesn’t want to hurt him. Augustus is picking up on that and telling her that that’s not necessary; he likes her already and so she may as well just be honest with herself and do what makes them both happy.
I might be more open to the anti-John-Green stuff if it didn’t so often involve twisting and taking things out-of-context just to fulfill people’s weirdly-intense hatred for a fairly-benign Internet personality and YA author. Again, he’s actually apologized for most of the stuff he’s said that was fucked-up in context, and even tried to reverse some of it. This grasping-at-straws is just making it harder for people to take any negative stuff about him seriously.

memoriescantwait:

birdsy-purplefishes:

blorgblorgblorg:

pissadmiraldildocaptain:

cyberflirt:

this is so creepy

fucking hell john green

beep borp your current tactics do not modify floating point variable creepLove

Hooooly shit.

Out-of-context, I can see why this is gross and stalkerish, yeah.

In-context, it’s not. Hazel does really like him and they both know this, but she’s trying to distance herself from him because she thinks she’s going to die first and doesn’t want to hurt him. Augustus is picking up on that and telling her that that’s not necessary; he likes her already and so she may as well just be honest with herself and do what makes them both happy.

I might be more open to the anti-John-Green stuff if it didn’t so often involve twisting and taking things out-of-context just to fulfill people’s weirdly-intense hatred for a fairly-benign Internet personality and YA author. Again, he’s actually apologized for most of the stuff he’s said that was fucked-up in context, and even tried to reverse some of it. This grasping-at-straws is just making it harder for people to take any negative stuff about him seriously.

(Source: catrightsactivist)

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

commandersheena:

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

He would go in organics and composting, wouldn’t he?

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bitchinknit:

knittingcountess:

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '
DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

My kind of man!

Great words!

bitchinknit:

knittingcountess:

hummusrevolutionaryfront:

'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '

DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London

My kind of man!

Great words!

56,679 notes

ookaookaooka said: What if when dragons breathe fire their mouths taste so strongly like cinnamon they can't help but make disgusted faces

iguanamouth:

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harperhug:

The scene in which Peter Parker catches Mary Jane’s lunch on the tray involved no CGI. With the help of a sticky substance to keep the tray planted on his hand, Tobey Maguire eventually (after many takes) performed the stunt exactly as seen.

Seriously? He actually did this?

Wow, I almost forgive him for Spiderman 3.

Almost.

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

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