• things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

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visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

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newtsgeiszler:

newtsgeiszler:

Has tumblr seen this? Because this is so sweet and everyone should send him cards and happy things for his birthday!!!

Oh yes! He likes Super Mario and Legos!

newtsgeiszler:

newtsgeiszler:

Has tumblr seen this? Because this is so sweet and everyone should send him cards and happy things for his birthday!!!

Oh yes! He likes Super Mario and Legos!

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iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

(Source: bitchwhyyoumad)

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hotboyproblems:

when you think about it kim kardashian really is like us

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i’d do the same thing if i didn’t have my laptop for two days

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wait it doesn’t end there

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lumos5001:

owlygem:

toothless the giant black kitten

the unholy offspring of lightning and death

(Source: halleluyall)

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my-ponchoboys:

Karen taking a selfie with a fan - UK Premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy July 24 2014

my-ponchoboys:

Karen taking a selfie with a fan - UK Premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy July 24 2014

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Introverts

featherended:

aspieartistjourdan:

Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head

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and Castiel in real life

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how did you manage to sum it up so easily

(Source: nonadventuresofanintrovert)

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thirdstarkismyjam:

we-are-all-hobbits:

my top ten problems right now:

1- I am not at comic con

2- I cant go to comic con

3- I am unable to go to comic con

4- I dont have a chance to go to comic con

5- Comic con doesnt contain me

6- I am not at comic con

7- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

8-  I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

9- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

10- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

(P.S: I cant go to comic con)

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(Source: we-are-all-hobbits)

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my-ponchoboys:

Karen - Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere - July 21st 2014

my-ponchoboys:

Karen - Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere - July 21st 2014

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avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

(Source: misstanwyck)

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