cynicalwatson:

this looks like one of those informercials

cynicalwatson:

this looks like one of those informercials

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outlaw-monarch:

deatheaters:

people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape

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flatbear:

‘which vegetable wears the strap-on’ is what they’re asking. the answer is all the vegetables.

I’ve had this exact same conversation with my Grandma. I told her ‘whoever happens to be holding on to the dildo at the time.’

She seemed pretty satisfied with that.

(Source: rachelskarsten)

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How do you pronounce “Moffat” and “Gatiss”?

sketchlock:

winchesterwolves:

Moffat is pronounced “satan”

Gatiss is pronouced “satan’s best friend”

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(Source: alastrionapenguin)

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lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

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s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

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But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

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  • trick or treat in america: receive candy
  • trick or treat in australia: "fuck off this isn't america"
  • trick or treat in France : No.
  • trick or treat in England: lock your doors and pretend you dont hear

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estychan:

jims-little-live-in:

deduction019:

Oh my fucking god.

WHAT. HOW.

What a smooth talker he is, haha. That sort of pickup line would totally work on me.

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youthesque:

alahae:

revoult:

youthopian:

exhali:

yum

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAYYY

h a h a h a h a h a h a

THIS IS PERFECT 

lol im eating noodles right now

youthesque:

alahae:

revoult:

youthopian:

exhali:

yum

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAYYY

h a h a h a h a h a h a

THIS IS PERFECT 

lol im eating noodles right now

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If you would like to see all of the fandomslook through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOMsend me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

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screwit-imstayingonyoutube:

sharp-midgardian-sword:

thedetectiveandtheblogger:

grangerdangerthestarshipranger:

shersocks:

Know what’s NOT happening today?

Supernatural.

You know what’s not happening on Saturday?

Doctor Who.

Do you know what’s not happening EVER?

Merlin.

You know what’s not happening ‘til the HELL knows?

Sherlock.

Know what’s never coming back?

Our sanity.

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momalish:

just dooling this before bed becuase I know some people who need to hear it ;y;

momalish:

just dooling this before bed becuase I know some people who need to hear it ;y;

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ruralfox:

THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN *wheeze*

(Source: letdownyourhairzel)

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