‘which vegetable wears the strap-on’ is what they’re asking. the answer is all the vegetables.
I’ve had this exact same conversation with my Grandma. I told her ‘whoever happens to be holding on to the dildo at the time.’
She seemed pretty satisfied with that.
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
- trick or treat in america: receive candy
- trick or treat in australia: "fuck off this isn't america"
- trick or treat in France : No.
- trick or treat in England: lock your doors and pretend you dont hear
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